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I kind of car does an egg drive? A Yolkswagen.

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Yes some great jokes good to laugh again lol

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you are correct barb, but dog's wasn't one of them.

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Why can’t 2 elephants go in the water at once.... they only have 1pair of trunks

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Not saying I'm overeating, but I'm starting to get a tan from the fridge light.
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The wife asked me if I'd pay for a new diet plan she had been recomended and insisted it would guarantee it would help her shed 7 pounds a week . I agreed as by my calculation she will have disappeared by Christmas smiley

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I have read many posts on this thread.... Hoping for many of you that your wives haven’t. πŸ˜‰

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The economy is so bad:
CEO's are now playing miniature golf
Exon Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen
I saw a mormon with only one wife
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit care in the mail
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hard to find the good in good Friday...….

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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Control Freak.
Con...
Now, you say, "Control Freak, who?"

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steely dan a great sports group once sang to simona smiley hey19 now thats funny smiley

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The economy is so bad (Part 2):
McDonald's is selling a 1/4 ouncer
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico
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Why did the moon skip dinner. It was full

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i dont always drink water but when i do i drink dasani stay thirsty my friends smiley smiley

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang. Then it came back to me

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Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella...... fo drizzle

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Ha ha. Thanks again. There are some pretty good ones today.

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Some good jokes here, too bad I can't remember any.

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finish this: There was a young lady from Wheeling,

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The Missus said to me "You think more of Rangers than you do of me " I said " I think more of fekin Celtic than I do of you " smiley


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OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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truebluebear -- That is saying alot when your wife has got you figured out. Stay safe and don't let the lack of sprts get yoy down???

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Don’t know where a lot of you guys are with this? But today is a good reminder for me, and puts things in perspective, happy Easter!

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You have played 4 day(s) in a row.
3 more days & earn $1.00 bonus!

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The economy is so bad (Part 3):
A picture is now worth 200 words
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now run by Somali Pirates.
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How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?
One...then it isn't empty anymore.

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Stay safe everyone and Happy Easter

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Have to give it to Jodiego for best of show today.