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I'm watching a 3 year old pull up apps on a cell phone. I just figured out how to turn mine off without taking the battery out.
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When I was young I could climb mountains. These days I have to steady myself to fart.
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Dog staring out the window. "Look at my mom outside picking up my poop. She had better wash her hands before she even thinks about touching me."
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Not much to laugh about these days but life still goes on

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It is important to find something that at least makes us smile at times like this.

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Thank goodness for netflix.................

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what is a net flicks I've not a clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Laughter is the best medicine....

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It is as easy to ask for forgiveness as permission.

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watched Bernie and Joe debate , that was the funniest thing I've seen in days !!!!!

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We need a hazmat league of ANY sport, wadda ya tink?

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Tom Brady going to tampa bay bucs ..........................................................

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If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup.
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Not much to laugh about these days but life still goes on

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I was looking for something to wager on. Nothing shakin'

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Feel the pain or heartbreak for college seniors with no march madness, teams like Rutgers , Dayton , Hofstra and Gonzaga .

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We managed to get a couple of this afternoon's soccer matches up for you guys. Slim pickings right now...especially with Argentina, Mexico, & Russia all suspending play within the past 24 hours.

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Appreciate those of you who have some humor to share. I'm not much of a joke teller I'm afraid, but I do enjoy the humor of others. Thanks!

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I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago when I suddenly realized I needed to pass gas. The music was really loud so I timed my farts with the beats of the song. After a couple of songs I felt much better. I finished my beer and noticed that everyone in the bar was staring at me. I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod.
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Thank goodness for netflix.................

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These time are are no laughing matter

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These time are are no laughing matter - you know it.
Though laughter is good medicine in these times!

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Heard someone the other day say they were laying in bed looking up at the stars, when suddenly they had the thought... “Where the heck is my roof?” !!!

(Not sure, but that may have been a Steven Wright routine?)

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I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.
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I resemble that remark Jodiego.

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This shutdown is bad for everyone in the service industry, but it especially sucks for men
We're losing $1 for every $.79 women are losing

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If you're paying $3 for a bottle of Smart water, it's not working.
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Bilbo... I tried not to laugh at that one... I was unsuccessful! 😂

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FaceTime with my 7 month old granddaughter...................