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I don’t know if it is true, but I heard that the one legged IHOP waitress name was Eileen!

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hey markm1529,,, you know who else likes IHOP ,,,,,,,,,, wait for it ,,,,,,, smiley smiley ......... smiley

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My friend has a strange hobby. He only collects rare pennies.
He has no common cents.

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Lol all the way to the bank Doug......

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My daughter asked me if she could go to a 50 cent concert. I gave her a dollar and told her to take her brother too.
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a penny for your many different thoughts

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Sorry, I just had to post something in the forum to get psucommitted off the top.
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Not too politically correct, but here goes…

Speaking of the one legged waitress, whose name was Eileen, do you know what the one legged oriental lady‘s name was?

Irene!


rake, you “toad” one that brought back good memories.

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I hope my Politically Incorrect humor didn't offend?

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Duck walks in to a bar, orders a drink, and tells the bartender to put it on his bill.
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I know, it's not a duck.....but the emoji selection has been poor lately.

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Outstanding keep them coming and gl today

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I heard somewhere that Death almost looked Chuck Norris in the face.

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When does a nurse need a red marker at work? When she draws blood.
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My friend has a somewhat unique job. He is a window cleaner.

I asked him what led him to choose that profession.

He replied it was the only job he could see himself doing.

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Whoops, too many margarita's. Got to get psucommitted off the front page.

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To be politically correct and not offend anyone I put myself into this joke instead of any politician you dislike.
Had a fire at my house the other day in the library, both books were destroyed, but the real tragedy was I was only half way through coloring in one.

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this blows................................

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Another Chuck Norris joke from the time vault ...

There is no such thing as Evolution, only animals that Chuck Norris has allowed to live... At least, till now...

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My friends bakery burned down last week. Now his business is toast.
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Very funny............................

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Chuck Norris joke of the day…

Chuck Norris doesn’t have to read books,… He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants from them.

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Drunk people run stop signs. High people wait for them to turn green.
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Does anyone else have any Chuck Norris jokes? I really enjoy them, but maybe I am the only one who still does?

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A maid works for a wealthy family. One day she asks the lady of the house for a raise. The woman responds, "Why do you think you deserve a raise?" The maid says there are 3 reasons why. #1 "I iron better than you." The lady asks, "Who told you that?" "Your husband." the maid responds. "The second reason is I cook better than you." "And who told you that?" the woman responds. "Again your husband said so." And #3, I am a better lover than you." So my husband told you that too!" the wife shouts angrily. The maid responds, "Oh no, the gardener told me."
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